EID mubarak sms 2

Eid mubarak sms SMS


Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet, By Uzzal
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID soooo



u r awarded a bouqet of gud deeds... a vase of blessin.. a parachut of glad tidings 4 completin da holy ramazaan.. eid mubarak


Suraj ki kirne, taaron ki bahaar.
Chand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar.
Har ghadi ho khushaal.
ussi tarhan Mubarak ho aapko Eid ka yeh tyohaar!
"EID MUBARAK"


chand nikel hi aya,jisko sawan badli geheer ke lai,chand ne apni shakle dekahai,meri duaien youn bar aien....aaj ke din jo deed huwi hai,,samjho meri eid huwi hai,aaj ke din khush hai mera,roshini hahi,gia andhera,,masaem jo rashk ka aya,ankh se bhaga ashk ka saya,aaj jo dekha hand ko main ne,dil se duaien har dum mangien"aye mere ALLAH Saien"....."khushian chand dikhata hai,jo tu ous ko bhi khush rakihna aur ous chand ko hansta rakihna,ous ko ko,e dukih mat dena,,,,mere chand ko bhi hansta rakihna.............*********


for those.
jo CHAND niklnay ka be-sabri say Intizar kar rahay hain....
Give urselves a rest...........
KYON KE
mera aaj ghar sey nilkalney ka koi irada nai hai!!!;-:)>



Ab tu har bars,chand raat ko main chand ko dheekta hoo aur yeh guman karta hoo k shayad ab ki bar chand
raat main tum b chalay aao,aur chpkay say meri aankhon par haath rakh ker keh doo
!!! EID Mubarak !!!


As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything



Sufi soap, Lado soap, Comandar Soap, Roban Neel, Kashmir Banaspati, Sufi cooking Oil, Dalda Banspati Metro
millon agarbati,Pepsi,7up,Team Sprite,Dew, National chat masala, Surf Exel, Wheel,Bonous,Areal, aur meri
taraf say advance EID Mubarak.


"EID" WO "EID" NAHI JIS MAIN TUMHARI DEED NAHI.
"DEED" WO "DEED" NAHI JIS MAIN TUM QAREEB NAHI.



Aap ko lado soap, gaey soap, habib cooking oil,habib banaspati, parwaz fan,metromilanagarbati bananay
waley,kinola cooking oil, aur meri taraf say dili eid mubarik.

EID mubarik sms1

Eid mubarak sms SMS


"EID" WO "EID" NAHI JIS MAIN TUMHARI DEED NAHI.
"DEED" WO "DEED" NAHI JIS MAIN TUM QAREEB NAHI.
FROM
AFAQ SETHI


Sufi soap, Lado soap, Comandar Soap, Roban Neel, Kashmir Banaspati, Sufi cooking Oil, Dalda Banspati Metro
millon agarbati,Pepsi,7up,Team Sprite,Dew, National chat masala, Surf Exel, Wheel,Bonous,Areal, aur meri
taraf say advance EID Mubarak.


As you celebrate this holy occasion, you are wished the brightest moments that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with cheer and a New year that is sure to bring you, the best of everything



Ab tu har bars,chand raat ko main chand ko dheekta hoo aur yeh guman karta hoo k shayad ab ki bar chand
raat main tum b chalay aao,aur chpkay say meri aankhon par haath rakh ker keh doo
!!! EID Mubarak !!! Kisi_ki_jan


for those.
jo CHAND niklnay ka be sabri say Intizar kar rahay hain....give urselves a rest...........
KYON KE
mera aaj ghar sey nilkalney ka koi irada nai hai!!!;-:)>


KITNI EIDAIN GUZAR GAI TUM BIN
AB KHUDA KAY LIYE NA TARPANA
DEKHO PHIR EID ANAY WALI HA
EID KAY SATH TUM BHI AJANA


"EID Ki Dua"
Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK


Rahoon Ki ye shaam aur yadoon ka ye sama
Apni palkoon mein hargiz sitare na layeinge
Rakhna Sambhal k tum chand khushiyan mere liye
Main laut k aaonga phir EID Manaeinge!


Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK


Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA

ADULT SMS

• He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swallowed,
when he was satisfied,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
• Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!
• Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe

Kyunki
Ghalib Ne Arz Kiya Hai

Raat Bhar Sharab Pi, Rat Cut Gai
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai
• Musharraf Reema ka haath pakar kar bola:
Aao kamray mein chalain
Reema: Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai
• Jungle Mein Rehta Hun, Kanto Pe Sota Hun
Jab Teri Yaad Aati Hein, Land Pakarke Rota Hun

Wah Wah Wah
• 3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
• Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
• Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
• Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
• In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Funny sms 1

1
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

2
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .
3
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...

4
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

6
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

7
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

8
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
9
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!